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Too good to ignore this week, the lead coverline of Golf Digest's January issue reads "10 tips Obama can take from Tiger". Genius.

The Times's Caitlin Moran had a thing or two to say about Katie Price, aka Jordan. My favourite part? "She’s scarcely a black lesbian physicist wearing slacks in Alabama in 1932."

And finally, London mayor Boris Johnson's clearly got his priorities in order. "When it comes to protecting our chocolate – the taste of British childhood – then we turn and fight." Of course we do, life just wouldn't be the same without Cadbury's would it BoJo.